tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47727235617227702612011-12-27T11:36:11.697+01:00en seriocallizzonoreply@blogger.comBlogger601100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-45994270242058852122011-01-21T14:16:00.003+01:002011-01-21T14:17:33.939+01:00<blockquote><span style="font-weight:bold;">Para hacerse famoso en internet sólo se necesita una buena idea, o una malísima.</span></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-4599427024205885212?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-90435758987671198652011-01-21T14:11:00.003+01:002011-01-21T14:15:42.390+01:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Mejor Solo</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/TTmGPx3dCHI/AAAAAAAAAEI/ZOvQf2YG94k/s1600/hanssolo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/TTmGPx3dCHI/AAAAAAAAAEI/ZOvQf2YG94k/s320/hanssolo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564626420235044978" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br /><br />Que mal acompañado</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/TTmGfyUS73I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/bE1NeVPN8og/s1600/hanssoloo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/TTmGfyUS73I/AAAAAAAAAEQ/bE1NeVPN8og/s320/hanssoloo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564626695233924978" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-9043575898767119865?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-39644499934017323712010-05-01T15:15:00.002+02:002010-05-01T15:20:20.378+02:00<strong><blockquote>Si hiciéramos todo "lo que debes hacer antes de morir" moriríamos en el intento.<br /><br /><a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/1001_libros_que_hay_que_leer_antes_de_morir">a</a> <a href="http://www.psicofxp.com/articulos/musica/460644-setenta-cosas-que-uno-debe-hacer-antes-de-morir.html">a</a></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-3964449993401732371?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-41976877871359424962010-05-01T15:13:00.001+02:002010-05-01T15:14:51.782+02:00<strong><blockquote>Las <a href="http://www.microsiervos.com/archivo/ciencia/pulseras-power-balance-no-tienen-ningun-efecto-sobre-salud.html">PowerBalance</a> no son efectivas ni para la estética.</blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-4197687787135942496?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-63994325711871308542010-03-28T04:07:00.001+02:002010-03-28T04:09:11.078+02:00<blockquote><strong>-¿Qué te ha parecido el partido?<br />-Me gustó más el libro.</strong></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-6399432571187130854?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-2834978418109639312010-03-28T03:17:00.004+02:002010-03-28T04:09:45.750+02:00<blockquote><strong>-Pues verá padre, me me gustaría un monovolumen, kilómetro cero si puede ser y...<br />-Que esto es un confesionario, ¡confesionario!</strong><blockquote></blockquote></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-283497841810963931?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-64306004702535882322010-02-25T21:01:00.001+01:002010-02-25T21:03:10.910+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>¿Para qué quiero un ascensor en mi cuarto?</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-6430600470253588232?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-86248280213168139842010-02-17T17:42:00.000+01:002010-02-17T17:43:47.799+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Un sol dado.</strong><br /></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-8624828021316813984?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-65563413705794066672010-02-03T22:23:00.001+01:002010-02-03T22:25:09.460+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Los que estudian Filosofía acaban siendo unos magnificos camareros.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-6556341370579406667?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-66157462124037621892010-02-03T22:22:00.000+01:002010-02-03T22:23:14.064+01:00<blockquote><strong>¿En el resto de España hay yardas?<br /></strong></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-6615746212403762189?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-27717779065338156712010-02-03T22:19:00.001+01:002010-02-03T22:20:44.093+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Ante algo inverosímil somos como el banco: no damos crédito.</strong><br /></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2771777906533815671?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-14395760868727494482010-01-25T17:55:00.001+01:002010-01-25T17:55:59.460+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>¿Cómo se sale de allí?</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-1439576086872749448?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-12198733927198748092010-01-24T13:55:00.000+01:002010-01-24T13:56:08.109+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>¿Cómo son las frases sin hacer?</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-1219873392719874809?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-90877181719503686202010-01-17T22:19:00.003+01:002010-01-24T13:56:30.992+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Los zoólogos se pasan el día pensando en las musarañas.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-9087718171950368620?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-25842488738482663492010-01-17T22:15:00.000+01:002010-01-17T22:19:02.032+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>A las azafatas se les pasa el tiempo volando.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2584248873848266349?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-55274229422293606652010-01-05T15:59:00.005+01:002010-01-25T17:56:24.484+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>El emmental mi querido Watson.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-5527422942229360665?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-70830982256423878722010-01-05T15:53:00.001+01:002010-01-05T15:55:14.724+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Si verdaderamente de lo que se come se cria abundaría la demanda de criadillas y sesos.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-7083098225642387872?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-63680665767225528382010-01-05T15:52:00.000+01:002010-01-05T15:53:13.537+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Los actores salen en todas sus películas.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-6368066576722552838?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-39958687349857081682009-12-24T20:55:00.002+01:002009-12-24T21:00:25.012+01:00Belén. Año 0 después de Cristo.<br /><blockquote><p><strong>Pastor:</strong> José tiene tu misma cara.<br /><strong>San José:</strong> tu padre...<br /><strong>Pastor:</strong> sí, eso <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">también</span>.</p><p><strong>Feliz Navidad.<br /></strong></p><p> </p></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-3995868734985708168?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-50040394942062045802009-12-22T02:04:00.003+01:002009-12-22T02:08:41.117+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Mozart antiguamente componía, actualmente se descompone.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-5004039494206204580?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-56087945048636569752009-12-22T01:58:00.002+01:002009-12-22T02:04:25.102+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Cuando los políticos prometían levantar el pais nadie esperaba que fuera tan literal.</strong></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-5608794504863656975?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-55185867886378194462009-12-22T01:54:00.001+01:002009-12-22T01:57:43.817+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Laaaa Vvviiiddddddaaaaaaaa.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-5518586788637819446?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-25083313814185138352009-11-19T23:57:00.004+01:002009-11-20T00:06:30.999+01:00<blockquote><p><strong>Leería la Biblia, pero me han contado el final.<br /></strong></p><p><strong>Spoiler</strong>: El prota muere.</p></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2508331381418513835?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-81205799897401450132009-10-29T13:41:00.004+01:002009-11-20T00:05:28.972+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>En España se habla el griego y el francés de corrido.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-8120579989740145013?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-66019695270986893062009-10-29T13:35:00.007+01:002009-12-06T23:22:20.271+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Pocas cosas hay menos religiosas que una <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_religiosa">mantis</a></span>.</strong></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-6601969527098689306?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-90523947592056744342009-10-05T19:39:00.004+02:002009-10-05T19:44:27.943+02:00<blockquote><p><strong>Si las bolsas fuesen <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">verdaderamente</span> un problema no las cobrarían, las prohibirían.</strong></p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.elmundo.es/mundodinero/2009/09/01/economia/1251800623.html">Crisis</a>...</p></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-9052394759205674434?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-10435858605728062202009-06-27T11:19:00.005+02:002009-12-22T02:12:53.526+01:00<strong><blockquote><p><strong>Hace unos días falleció <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Michael</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Jackson</span>. La persona más racista del </strong><strong>planeta.</strong><br /></p></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-1043585860572806220?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-42543355087595196582009-06-15T15:38:00.004+02:002009-12-06T23:24:21.816+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/SjZPJ7lURBI/AAAAAAAAAC0/lynLzZMMj-c/s1600-h/grey.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347548639580668946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 234px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/SjZPJ7lURBI/AAAAAAAAAC0/lynLzZMMj-c/s320/grey.bmp" border="0" /></a><strong><br /></strong><div><strong><blockquote><a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomia_de_grey"><strong>Anatomía de </strong>Gey</a>.<br /></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-4254335508759519658?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-76548718767000704502009-06-10T22:05:00.006+02:002009-12-22T02:13:32.298+01:00<strong><blockquote><p><strong>Por norma, todas las películas malas se tienen que titular <em>(<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Noseque</span>) <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Movie.</span></em></strong><br /></p><p><a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_Movie">J</a></p></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-7654871876700070450?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-22353423721878908942009-05-18T15:26:00.000+02:002009-05-18T15:27:16.072+02:00<blockquote><strong>Las perdices están en extinción por los finales de los cuentos.<br /></strong></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2235342372187890894?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-12982167795272329472009-05-09T20:01:00.002+02:002009-05-09T20:03:24.269+02:00<strong><blockquote><strong>"Cuando seas padre comerás huevos". ¿No debería ser "cuando seas madre..."?</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-1298216779527232947?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-1382944585831479792009-04-15T13:42:00.002+02:002009-04-15T13:46:13.837+02:00<strong><blockquote><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">TVE</span>2, más conocida como La 2, ahora conocida como <em>el único canal sin programas con polígrafo.</em></strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-138294458583147979?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-74696953457315941002009-03-28T19:06:00.003+01:002009-12-22T02:14:53.021+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Hay mas tumbas llenas por gente que no cena.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-7469695345731594100?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-41586012469382618532009-03-13T17:53:00.003+01:002009-03-13T17:59:38.299+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Si en lugar de <em>Fumar Mata</em> pusiera <em>El Tabaco es una Droga</em> si se reduciría su consumo.¿Qué padres le van a decir a su hijo que no haga botellón si se "drogan" delante suyo?</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-4158601246938261853?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-64568724213203622252009-02-26T21:28:00.004+01:002009-02-26T21:32:19.813+01:00<blockquote><p><strong>Algo parecido a los que nacen un 29 de febrero.</strong></p><p><a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_curioso_caso_de_Benjamin_Button"><strong>.</strong><br /></a></p></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-6456872421320362225?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-26027972719246739732009-02-24T21:25:00.002+01:002010-01-05T15:51:57.202+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/S0NRq5kkwEI/AAAAAAAAAC8/oq_zOxr21Fo/s1600-h/25012009498.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423268173734789186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/S0NRq5kkwEI/AAAAAAAAAC8/oq_zOxr21Fo/s320/25012009498.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><strong><br /><blockquote><br /><p><strong>¿Por qué en cada farola hay mil pegatinas de <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">cerrajeros 24 horas?</span></strong><br /></p><br /><p></p></blockquote></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2602797271924673973?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-79940350300089097652009-02-10T22:15:00.005+01:002009-02-13T23:06:33.813+01:00<strong><blockquote>Definición de <a href="http://www.curandote.com/pgs/apiterapia/testimonios/t40.html">dolor</a></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-7994035030008909765?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-21755551859399231092009-02-09T21:08:00.004+01:002009-02-09T21:11:15.774+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>"Siempre que rellenes un formulario para la <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">creación</span> de cualquier tipo de cuenta olvidarás rellenar alguna casilla o una de las elecciones será <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">errónea</span>".</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2175555185939923109?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-84438244280516318482009-01-22T20:20:00.002+01:002009-02-10T22:21:35.973+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Últimamente cada vez que alguien ve algo en <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">internet</span> es "lo mejor que ha visto en su vida"</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-8443824428051631848?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-58846852734586666962009-01-09T16:17:00.001+01:002009-12-22T02:15:46.953+01:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/SWdqx7deY5I/AAAAAAAAACs/VN22Ow66oa4/s1600-h/20122008385.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289313693377389458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 264px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 344px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/SWdqx7deY5I/AAAAAAAAACs/VN22Ow66oa4/s320/20122008385.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-5884685273458666696?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-44252231819326887462009-01-08T22:30:00.002+01:002009-11-20T00:07:46.202+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>"Pues a mi las <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">pelis</span> de miedo me hacen gracia (risas)"</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-4425223181932688746?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-78881340728440197252009-01-08T22:26:00.003+01:002009-09-07T01:28:57.523+02:00<strong><blockquote><strong>A este paso se acabarán antes los títulos de las películas que las ideas para su argumento y comenzarán a ser <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">oscarizadas</span></span> películas como <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Rocky</span></span>: el retorno del rey 2,aún más rápido.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-7888134072844019725?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-26471757843410152832009-01-08T22:22:00.003+01:002009-05-19T23:29:04.625+02:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Antes al que se esforzaba en conseguir o crear algo era un intelectual, un genio o un trabajador.Ahora un <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">friki</span>.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2647175784341015283?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-30431476258176740082009-01-08T22:21:00.003+01:002009-01-09T16:28:21.349+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>La crisis no existe, son los padres.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-3043147625817674008?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-81481065736578574132009-01-08T22:16:00.016+01:002009-01-08T22:20:19.346+01:00<strong><blockquote><p><strong>El problema del <a href="http://www.noticiasdealava.com/ediciones/2007/03/01/sociedad/alava/d01ala6.564115.php">paro</a> llega a límites insospechados.</strong></p><p><br /> </p></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-8148106573657857413?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-23816243011035672382009-01-01T18:03:00.002+01:002010-01-24T13:58:16.249+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>¿A quién le interesa conocer al primer bebé nacido del año?</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2381624301103567238?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-23672758227756626322008-12-29T13:19:00.005+01:002009-01-01T18:05:29.768+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Soy de esas personas que devuelven los libros a la biblioteca sin rebobinar.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2367275822775662632?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-23073650665564841802008-12-28T19:54:00.007+01:002009-05-09T20:04:23.416+02:00<strong><blockquote><strong>Ahora que hay un presidente negro en <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">EEUU</span> sólo hay que esperar para que tengamos al primer presidente <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p--MQnwHUxM">gay</a></span>.Luego presidirá una mujer, más tarde llegará un presidente gay negro, luego un niño, en unas décadas un perro, después una silla...</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2307365066556484180?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-54375614624221431582008-12-28T19:51:00.002+01:002008-12-29T13:19:21.941+01:00<strong><blockquote><strong>End.</strong><br /></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-5437561462422143158?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-27060226942459113112008-12-22T15:26:00.002+01:002008-12-22T15:34:12.821+01:00<blockquote><p> </p><p><strong>Cada año aparecen nuevas organizaciones que ayudan a los <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">países</span> subdesarrollados, miles de personas deciden enviar dinero, y los famosos colaboran con actos beneficos.Entonces..¿Por qué la pobreza, las muertes por inanición, continúan aumentando?</strong></p><p>No me creo <a href="http://www.2015ymas.org/spip.php?article178">nada</a>.</p></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2706022694245911311?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-543200145195442412008-12-22T15:21:00.003+01:002008-12-22T15:26:42.995+01:00<blockquote><strong><blockquote><blockquote><strong></strong></blockquote></blockquote><blockquote><blockquote><strong></strong></blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote>La prueba de que a la gente no le preocupa lo que le ocurra a los demás es que ya van tres películas de <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass">Jackass</a>...</strong></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-54320014519544241?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-1707047458045247492008-12-20T13:18:00.002+01:002008-12-22T15:42:48.101+01:00<blockquote><blockquote><blockquote></blockquote></blockquote><blockquote><blockquote></blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><p><strong>¿Quieres ir a la cárcel o a casa?</strong></p><p><a href="http://www.labutaca.net/films/5/trainingday.htm">Genial</a>.</p></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-170704745804524749?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-8519942325174729702008-12-17T22:24:00.006+01:002008-12-18T20:49:15.834+01:00<blockquote><blockquote><p><strong>Si me tocara la lotería lo primero que haría es comprar un cupón con cada número posible.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-851994232517472970?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-74757927940318221992008-12-17T20:48:00.003+01:002010-02-17T17:47:59.335+01:00<blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><strong><blockquote><strong>Que te disparen es como montar en bici, nunca se olvida.</strong></blockquote></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-7475792794031822199?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-40744732098244061322008-12-17T20:37:00.005+01:002008-12-18T20:49:29.423+01:00<strong><strong><blockquote><p></p></blockquote><blockquote><strong><strong></strong></strong><br />Tres cosas hay en la vida: salud y alzheimer.</blockquote></strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-4074473209824406132?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-4984651493685301992008-12-17T16:12:00.005+01:002008-12-22T15:36:32.070+01:00<blockquote><br /><strong>La prueba de que los trabajos duros son para hombres es que "albañil" no tiene género femenino.</strong></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-498465149368530199?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-86840085360522839712008-06-18T15:33:00.006+02:002008-12-18T20:50:48.261+01:00<blockquote><p><strong>¿Por qué el <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">clicker</span> del <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">ipod</span> suena, pero la <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">música</span> no?</strong></p><p></p></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-8684008536052283971?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-26592543715083371302008-06-18T15:26:00.010+02:002008-12-18T20:51:40.810+01:00<blockquote><strong>El día que a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Stephen</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Hawking</span> le de un derrame cerebral moriremos todos <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">ahogados</span>.</strong><br /></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-2659254371508337130?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-79622823274477281262008-05-13T22:06:00.008+02:002008-12-18T20:52:06.970+01:00<blockquote><p><strong>Cuando voy a un self-service me dan ganas de cogerlo y comermelo todo. Soy como Michael Jackson en una guardería.</strong></p></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-7962282327447728126?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4772723561722770261.post-86072409747143985232007-11-14T22:40:00.006+01:002009-12-22T02:17:55.749+01:00<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/Rztry_cXBcI/AAAAAAAAAAo/fZV8nnlPEZg/s1600-h/DSC01235.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5132814724086826434" style="WIDTH: 394px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px" height="207" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_XUz2xKuBIuk/Rztry_cXBcI/AAAAAAAAAAo/fZV8nnlPEZg/s320/DSC01235.JPG" width="288" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4772723561722770261-8607240974714398523?l=callizzo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>callizzonoreply@blogger.com6